She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
How does it feel to date your dad?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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