wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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