hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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