these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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