Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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