And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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