idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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