bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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