you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I need to calm my uterus...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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