will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
