Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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