Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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