Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So much Jack, so little girl.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
