I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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