That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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