Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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