Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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