Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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