O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
