her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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