At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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