Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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