My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it glows. i had to have it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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