I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize