That's intense
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
there is puke in my bra ... again
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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