dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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