if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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