The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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