I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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