he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Edward fifth and chaser hands
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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