weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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