Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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