You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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