a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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