Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
