is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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