i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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