My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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