Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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