jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
