his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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