is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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