Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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