Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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