Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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