Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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