i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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