it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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