I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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