guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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