porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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