girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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