Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
